I am a woman of many accomplishments. On a whim I fight the predators of the town like the super hero I am, but just manage to brush my teeth in the morning. The newspaper man doesn't come near my house anymore for fear I will bite him, but my mommy still tucks me in at night. Bill Nye the Science guy is me in disguise, but I don't like crust on my sandwiches. I have scaled the highest cliffs and down the deepest depths. I have soared. I have strived. I have succeeded.
My pet alligator was wrangled by me and only me but I cried when I broke a nail. When babies cry it is like the smell of napalm in the morning but my bath water can't be too hot or too cold. Space is only a mile away with my stride, but I have to hold my mommies hand when I cross the street. My teachers don't scare me, I scare them but small dogs terrify me. I have run miles and miles at one time. I have run up steep inclines with no problem. I have run to Calgary and back again without stopping. I am Ironman.
I have given a six hour lecture without boring the audience, and I have battled the cold with Einstein, but I melt when a cute puppy is near by. I eat chicken nuggets raw, but I like my steak well done. Jack Skelington the Pumpkin King is the child of my evil, but I have a heart of gold. The gods bow down to me, but when my mom calls I come running. Chuck Norris learned all his skills from me, but I will cry if I stub my toe. I have many accomplishments at my back but the one infinite challenge I have yet to master, is braving the dangerous fields of college.
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